PuP: People Understanding Pets

November 26th, 2010 by Peter

My housemate wants a micro pig. My housemate also wants to dress this micro pig up in different outfits and carry it around like Paris Hilton carries around her little Chihuahua dogs. This is very strange to me, surely pigs are smelly dirty animals that are happiest when rolling around in vats of mud and being noisy. Our house is a very clean house where the only noise made is that of Whitney Houston blasting out some tunes on a Saturday night to help us get ready for a night out. I will not react well if i’m woken up by the noise of trotters on the kitchen floor and snorting as it raids the kitchen bin. She’s not allowed to get one!